The nice thing about family values is it makes us feel good when we go off and have babies so politicians can send them to war to protect family values.† Checks and balances.
The nice thing about compassionate conservatives is that they can promote the sanctity of embryos over the need for stem cell research in the same breath that they send billion dollar bombs onto fully realized embryos elsewhere.† Justice for all.
The nice thing about fiscal conservatism is that it sounds like something it isnít – which is paying for all of the above instead of keeping schools in Buffalo open.† Pursuing happiness.
Welcome to the new world order.† New is relative, of course.† Watch the magiciansí sleeves.† Weíve mostly shuffled the deck of the old one.