8 January 2002
Sam Markewich
MOTHER NATURE MISTAKEN FOR AL QUEDA MEMBER,
KILLED IN CAVE BOMBINGS
ALBINO CAVE-DWELLING SKINKS MASSACRED BY US
BOMBS
HUMMER JEEPS SERIOUS DETERENT FOR SUICIDE
BOMBERS ON BAY BRIDGE
ENRON PLACED ON US GOV. TERRORIST LIST
CONSUMERS BUY MASSIVE QUANTITIES OF BULLSHIT
ABOUT PATRIOTISM, SHOPPING
NEW YORK CITY SLATED TO BECOME MAJOR
CORPORATION SAYS NEXT MAYOR
BUSH, MISSILE DEFENSE: I SEE B.M.
U.S. TELLS WORLD, “IF YOU’RE NOT ON OUR SIDE, WELL
FUCK YOU THEN!”
WHITE MEN PROFILED AS INNOCENT WIN TRILLIONS
IN DISCRIMINATION SUIT
WOMEN REMOVE VEIL IN AFGANISTAN; U.S G
OVERNMENT DONS VEIL IN AMERICA
BUSH POPULARITY AT 80%, COMPETING WITH NBC’S
“FRIENDS”