500,000 Drivers Talking on Cell Phones; Poets Implicated

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An NHTSA study found that at any given moment in time, there are 500,000 U.S. drivers talking on cell phones. This works out to roughly 2 out of 10 doctors.

A related study found that at any given time, there are 175,000 people in the U.S. reading, watching, or listening to news stories about studies about cell phone use in cars.

A further related study found that there are between 2 and 3 people in the U.S. reading poems about reports about studies of car cell phone use. If only they knew each others’ cell phone numbers.
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