WELCOME TO SECURITY CHECKPOINT #63702

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PLEASE REMOVE ALL VISUAL OR TEXTUAL PRINTED MATTER, ALL RECORDED AUDIO AND/OR VIDEO MEDIA, ALL WRITING IMPLEMENTS, AND ALL RECORDING DEVICES FROM YOUR PERSON AND LUGGAGE. PLACE ALL SUCH OBJECTS ON THE CONVEYOR BELT TO YOUR LEFT.

PLEASE BE PREPARED TO HAND OVER ALL PHOTO I.D.’S AND PAPER CURRENCY FOR INSPECTION.

IF YOU HAVE ANY OPINIONS WHICH MIGHT CONFLICT WITH USA-PATRIOT SECURITY POLICY, PLEASE DECLARE THEM TO THE OFFICER BEFORE YOU ARE SEARCHED.

WHEN YOU SEE THE RED LIGHT, PLEASE PLACE YOUR RIGHT HAND PALM DOWN ON THE PALMPLATE AND RECITE THE PLEDGE.

FREEDOM PATROL, INC., THANKS YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.
HAVE A NICE DAY.

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